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Facebook has taught me people don't get most jokes unless you put them over a picture and call it a meme. 
Can I ask for prayers please? I'm about to write a check.
This presidential election is class warfare -- that is, a war between those who paid attention in class and those who did not.
According to Facebook, Jaden Smith has committed suicide 11 times in the last week.
shhh, please, shhh
Todays Olympic sport - Ping Pong. Up next - Wii Bowling
.. Turns out it's true that Malia Obama was smoking a joint .... But so what? .... What's the big deal ... Her father does it too.
me: "I WISH I NEVER HAD TO SEE ANOTHER FACEBOOK POST ABOUT THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!!"......... election: WATCH THIS
.... Hey .... On a positive note .... We DID go 224 years without having a president this terrible!
.... I've decided some changes need to be made to the US Constitution .... Like ... Dusting it off and putting it to use like it was intended to be.
Religion will never reform or save mankind because Religion is a form of slavery.
Some call it 'Hump Day.' I call it 'False Advertising.'
Being a woman is exciting because we don't know what mood we will be in next or for how long.
After I pet someone's dog, I look the person in the eyes and gravely tell them "He knows what you did."
Would someone go to the kitchen and bring me some Doritos? I'm busy yelling at world class Olympic athletes to swim faster.
Used to think drunk texting ex girlfriends was a bad thing than I started sober texting ex girlfriends.
If Tim Tebow plays in the MLB, I hope it's for Anaheim. So after an 0-4 day, the headline will say: "Even Jesus Can't Save The Angels."
I’ve hugged my mother-in-law with more warmth than those female gymnasts at the Olympics.
My wife could work for CSI the way she can spot one of my hairs on the sink after I shave.
If I ever opened a crystal meth kiosk at a mall, it would be called “You Do the Meth!”
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