Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Inauguration Day 2017 Gas $2.29 Dow 19,819 NASDAQ 5560.7 Unemployment 4.7% Posting this so it will come up in my memories in 2020.

   Ok ladies, you've had your protest in Washington DC, enough, now get back to work, cleaning and cooking.

   Hell hath no fury like a woman who didn't get an answer to the question you didn't hear her ask from upstairs

   It's not the hundreds of thousands of women that marched yesterday that impresses me... It's the hundreds of thousands of men at home, by themselves, who had to go without sandwiches the whole time... They're the real heroes!

   The real women's march takes place in New England when the Patriots take the field.

   Judging people by their race and sex is wrong. I wish you priveledged white men would get that!

   Womens March was the largest gathering of people with disabilities in US history.

   Awkward moment when you just wanted a sugar daddy but becomes the First Lady of America!

   Hi Honey, Can you pick up a six pack of bud, and a taco Bill on your way back from the March....ry

   Why does everybody call it a "hot water heater?" It's really a cold water heater.

   "Let's have a march to show our hate and give speeches about love!" Women

   If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with the police then setting them free was probably a bad idea.

   Shout out to all the brave men that had to make their own sandwich for lunch today.

   A lot of sandwiches are not being made today

   'Half the world is made up of people with something to say but can't & the other half is made up of people with nothing to say but keep on saying it anyway.'

   If they can't afford an extra $500 a year or $41 a month they shouldn't be buying a house. I guess another bailout like in 2013 of the FHA is more preferable. Taxpayers dont want to buy you another house which you will most likely default on.

   Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: Because he can? .... No, because he can't make a fist.

   There is nothing worse than watching the new guy at Subway make your sandwich.

   I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my spleen on my pant leg. And my liver adds a certain flair to my belt.

   That moment you realize 200+ rioters will be getting slapped with a felony and lose their right to vote. LOL