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Based on my current rate of income, I estimate that I will be able to retire and live comfortably in about 180 years. 
How is taking a chainsaw to a Nissan a quality test? Perhaps the commercial is trying demonstrate rescue tools for emergency personnel to use after an accident.
someone asked me what CRS was...I couldn't remember
Never recycle a past relationship. Because if it didn't work out before, what makes you think it would this time?
when I would cry as a kid, my sisters would sing..nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I think I'll eat some worms....maybe I should have tried the worms?...nah rather have no friends!
DAMN you Farkle for temping me to Roll the Dice just one more time!
sitting on the toilet and a Huge spider walked in under the door...at least I didn't poo my pants
you know why guns are better the woman? You can put a silencer on a gun
she would rather be a smartass than a dumbass
coloring outside the lines
answering the phone..county morgue, you stab em, we'll slab em
answered the phone at work, when the person asked if Roger was available..I said no, he's married
Just because a guy wears a dress and dances with men doesn't mean he's gay.
There are weight limits on car seats, airlines, skydiving, military, horseback riding, kayaks, and bikes......how is it there are no weight limit on high heels?
stuck in traffic. Send bacon.
|\\//\\//\\//\\| <-- <y best attempt at creating a piece of virtual bacon for you
ust received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last.
If it wasn't for pricks like me, all you c*cksuckers would starve to death.
Female driving instructors... The equivalent of a blind person teaching kids to read.
____________is so far in the closet he is finding Christmas presents in Narnia.
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