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Why does Jason kill on Fridays when ppl are just starting their weekend? Why can't he wait til Monday mornings when everyone hates their lives 
Why do guys think more then girls, and why do girls talk more then guys? Because guys have two heads and girls have two sets of lips
Standup Facebook. Where "Poke" is the new booty call.
I Got Married For Better or For Worse................She couldn't do better and I couldn't do any worse
When you don't have love, it is like there's a party going on and everybody was invited except for you ... and you just happen to walk by that house in the rain ...
sings "I want to be a hundredaire so freaking bad"
born at a very young age.
A 27-year-old was arrested after posting on Facebook he was engaged to a 14-year-old. His relationship status: “It's Illegal.”
I'm not 40-something. I'm $39.95 plus shipping and handling.
He who hesitates is not only lost, but probably 12kms from the next motorway exit.
ghetto: when your GPS says roll up ur windows, lock the doors and DRIVE.
Imagine how good Bieber's loves songs are gonna be when he sees a vagina
Catholic paramount rule: "If it feels good, it's bad."
last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Today my friend told that when she was younger she used to be so obsessed with tooth fairy that she used to rip out even healthy teeth. @oh it must of hurt heaps?- I asked her To what she replyed. Donno ask my lil bro
(_8(l) - D'oh!
Senior Campbells Soup with.....NEW... larger type alphabet soup letters.
Ask the married guys is it worth the fn youve gotten for the fn your getting
brushing his tooth
girl, your pants are so tight, I could read your lips!
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