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Log off Facebook and go to church if you want to pray. Facebook was exclusively invented for spying and stalking 
Darth Vader could fall asleep in Imperial meetings and nobody would notice.
Offering a homeless dude $5 from across the street is my version of Frogger.
It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them......the police call it indecent exposure but whatever.
As soon as the Zombie Apocalypse hits I'm grabbing a sledgehammer and heading down to the local cemetery for the greatest game of Whack-A-Mole ever.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Except for imitation grape soda; real grapes have never quite gotten over that one..
FB friends, no one gives a ratsass what concerts you went to...
"Daddy, can you run for President and get rid of the estate tax so that I inherit an extra billion dollars?"
If a zoologist studies animals what do you call someone who studies zoos? ZOOLOGIST: if you come down off the giraffe I'll answer your questions
100 Days in. Only 6.8% of the way to another President! Yay!
"Wow, Windows Troubleshooter totally solved the problem!" said no one ever.
At this point in my life the only reason I want to be rich is to hire somebody to clean my house.
Here's a list of nine bands Stevie Wonder has seen and One that's fake..see if you can guess. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8.Blind Melon 9. 10.
If relationship breakups never existed, the music industry would go Bankrupt !
character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you!
I hate it when I see some old person and then realize that we went to school together
My favourite childhood memory is not paying bills
Not everybody has to like me, I cant force you to have a good taste!
If you are in a relationship and all you do is cry, you will have to ask yourself,"am I dating a human or an onion?"
The walls of hospitals have heard more sincere prayers than the walls of masjid,temples and churches.....
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