Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   I truly cannot visualize the rambling, incoherent creature I saw at the debates now addressing the nation from the Oval Office.

   After all that has happened this year all we need now is Dallas Cowboys win Super Bowl!!!!

   You hoes saying you're leaving America but can't even leave your boyfriend after he's cheated on you 32 times

   Man, there's a lot of people here suffering from advanced butt hurt. Do we need to call a whambulance for you?

   It's a good day to be a privileged white man.

   I feel sorry for Bill Clinton, now he'll never become the First Lady! :p

   Hey BLM, dont worry. We havent forgetten about you clowns

   Why are all the good open-minded liberals moving to Canada? What's wrong with Mexico? If we look at the map, it appears Mexico is about the same distance from the U.S. as Canada. So what's up?

   "STOP LAUGHING AT US!" - Americans to the rest of the world

   Dieting is all about portion control. You want that Big Mac? Go ahead! One bite a day.

   Rudy Giuliani is a potential Attorney General. The non-fat yogurt industry is in great peril.,

   Meanwhile, female Asian voters are upset over a disappointing erection.

   Let the pain and suffraging begin.

   The next vote should be whether she gets life in prison or a firing squad

   U-Haul stocks are up today :)

   OK WHO NEEDS MOVING BOXES?

   DO YOU THINK BILL CLINTON HAS BEEN HIDING FROM HIS WIFE ALL DAY!

   Just went you think it can't get any worse.. Miley, Amy & Katy now refuse to leave. America just can't get a break!

   U - Haul is looking for drivers to bring back vehicles from Canada. . .

   Just a deplorable trying to not get suicided by the clinton crime regime.