Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   voting this year is like picking out what STD do you want!!!!!!! you know is going to burn!

   With this election it is easier to scream at the enemy than it is to own your embarrassment

   Polls are good for three things, skiing, fishing and strippers.

   I've only drank once since I quit drinking an hour ago

   Question: "How many clowns does it take to elect a crappy President?" Answer: "We'll Find out on Tuesday!!!!"

   Wednesday I will have 50% less friends on Facebook.. let's see who makes the cut

   Who needs television when there is so much drama election on Facebook.

   I'm excited for this season's finale of America

   Let the comedy circus begin..........American elections!

   Don't forget to set your country back 50 years today!!

   Well, it's that day that we act like our vote matters.

   No matter who wins, they will likely be impeached and their vice president will take over

   Today is Erection Day! Go hard or go home...

   I heard a rumour Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for Hillary. It seems the last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth.

   I'm so excited to watch the season finale of America tonight.

   I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt, I couldn't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove I had purchased a donut.

   I voted...for Medical Marijuana.

   Pick-of-the-Day Special. An egotistical idiot OR WWIII. Choose wisely.

   I participated in the downfall of America, and all I got was this lousy sticker?

   Instead of voter fraud, why don't they just call it Electile Dysfunction?