Trump Filter: ON | OFF
Search Messages:
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants? 
"X the number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of you action. :) "... People who post things like this are why I fear for our future.
The official Boston Suspects video on Youtube starts with an advertisement ... WTF!!!
Remember when waking up early on Saturday mornings involved cartoons and not untagging photos on Facebook?
Life is uncertain which is why every morning, before I leave for work, I hug my kids and whisper "avenge me.."
Speed remake idea: In this version you can't EXCEED 30mph, Keanu is an old Asian lady, the bus is the car ahead of me, and it's not a movie.
When picking a song to represent your relationship, go for something obscure in case you ever break up. Mine is the National Anthem of Peru.
Tonight I'm playing hard to get off the sofa.
Whenever I'm on the phone with someone I like to scream "WAIT DON'T HANG UP" right as they're hanging up & then not answer when they call back
Sometimes I feel like babies only wanna hang out with you so they have someone to scream at...
If I lose a hand, accident or not,, I'd replace it with a prosthetic gavel. Just so you can see that I'm judging you, and for garlic competitions.
And there are some that say I don't need an AR-15 and 30 round mags. Yeah right....
FYI - All backpacks are suspicious. Carry your $hit in your hands...
We would all be so lost in this world if it wasnt for our great friends on Facebook who constantly provide us with news updates...
Now who is running a MARATHON?
been a rough week for america...derik jeter is hurt,victor cruz wont sign a deal and psy has a new hit record...how can this get any worse?
Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptise a cat.
If you workout at the gym, but don't post a status about it on Facebook, do you still lose weight?
So when do we invade Chechnya?
At least Mexicans make good immigrants and don't bomb nobody.
Site Links
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com
