Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Sharing vigil photos on FB does not solve anything, better values, spending time with your kids and raising them right does.

   People in Vimy Ridge would say otherwise about the resolve and bravery of Canadians...

   I'd like to Jack Bauer this alleged Saudi suspect....

   Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

   I was thinking about adoption to fill the void in my life, if only I could find someone willing to adopt me..

   This must be the sensitive site. Lets figure out who did this and Let loose with Team 6

   My friends status said, "Suicidal, standing on the edge of a cliff"... So I poked him..

   watched one minute of pro wrestling and realized I'm not such an idiot after all...

   You'd think after all these beauty pageants, we would have world peace by now.

   After seeing the price of Gold drop I am now glad that I invested in weapons grade Plutonium.........ahhhh, I mean silver, yeah silver

   Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

   Capital punishment shouldn't even be a debate. You deserve to be put to death if you take a life.

   Sadly we often see the best in humanity only after times of great tragedy...

   Post a cute picture of you kid, 3 likes. Post a picture of your new boat, 53 likes. Conclusion: Nobody gives a crap about your kids but your mom and your sister.

   I just can't stop thinking of all the people who signed my yearbooks that I have let down by failing to "stay cool"

   In an instant it shook our faith in humanity. Watching people run towards the blast in the next instant restored it.

   Get fat with me so I know it's real.

   There's only one thing I hate more than lying, skim milk. Which is water thats lying about being milk.

   I was devastated to hear about the bombings in Boston yesterday. Now, I'm all smiles hearing about the 7.8 earthquake that hit Pakistan and Iran today.

   Memo to Lindsay Von. When it ends badly, EVERYONE saw it coming except the Kardashians...