Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   You have to personally know a moron to fully appreciate the meaning of the word ‘moron’. A mere dictionary won't do.

   There should be a Fresh Prince reunion where Will Smith plays himself and rest of them are unemployed.

   The difference between "single" and "alone" is cats.

   FACEBOOK – A place where couples wish they were single and the singles wish they were couples.

   Do you think St. Patrick is looking down from heaven thinking, "What are they doing? I hated beer and the color green."

   I wish that talking ferret from my dream was real. He was a right laugh

   I saw a leprechaun once. After enough green beers you begin to see all kinds of things...

   Dear Eminem, Not only did yousteal our name but we're both black on theinside too. Sincerly, M&M'S

   I went to the library and asked for a book about small peni$es. The librarian said, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." "Yep, that's the one", I said.

   If anybodys looking for me i'll be in Southie lookin for Erin's Gold Bra. Happy St Patricks Day

   I know its St Patricks Day but...No green beer for me..I like my beer Yellow ..goin in and coming out!!!

   WWE: 2 people fighting over a belt even though neither of them is wearing pants.

   I'm going to be very busy in the afterlife. the list of people I'm going to haunt grows everyday.

   Sometimes words are not enough. That's why I always like to keep a baseball bat with me, just in case...

   There are no winners when corned beef and cabbage farts are involved.

   You're Now Aware That You Can't Say.. "IRISH WRISTWATCH"

   i hope my mom isn't making corned beef and cabbage today.. that stuff smells and tastes like sh*t

   By no stretch of the imagination do I consider myself to be a fashion plate of any kind, yet I do have the good sense to not have anything green in my wardrobe.

   "North Korea... I promise you boo boo, we will smack the sh*t out you" - Kevin Hart voice

   Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone! The day when everybody gets together and pretends they're Irish. Except the Irish... they pretend they're sober.