Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Nobody knew huh, I was temporary Pope until about an hour ago. . .

   Black smoke; no Pope has been chosen, White smoke; a Pope has been chosen, blue smoke; the pope mobile is running rich.

   I have never prayed so hard in my life that the new Pope that walks out onto that balcony is Dennis Rodman.

   We have a new Pope! I'm just waiting for Kanye West to jump out on the balcony and interrupt!

   Here comes the New Pope! Popeye The Sailor!!!

   In honor of new Pope, boys underwear half off at Walmart....

   Shoutout to God for not giving wings to spiders.

   The new pope mobile is gonna have a set of spinners now

   ..didn't get the job... heading home.. Good Bye Rome.. until we meet again

   Has the new Pope made a Harlem Shake video yet?

   If you don't have anything nice to say, feel free to come sit with me and we can make fun of people together.

   So they elected an Argentinean Pope... FREE CHURASCCO FOR EVERYONE!!

   Now would be the best time for the Pope to make a Harlem Shake Video!

   Time for UK to return Falkland Islands to Argentine or face The Pope!!

   Now, if we could only get some white smoke to come out of the White House's chimney.

   a new Pope is all well and good, but what the Cardinals really need is an offensive line.

   Only took 2 days to elect a Pope. I think its safe to assume none of the Cardinals were from Florida.

   They should throw a soccer ball to the pope to juggle so we can be sure be's Argentine

   Ok now confess! Who else just lost big in the office Pope naming pool?!?!?!😢🙈😂

   I swear! If I hear the word 'Pope' again my head will pope...