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   messageicon my clothes are christian...this week in the laundry they gave up some lint for lent
←Rate | 02-14-2013 23:41 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pistorius's lawyer has told , plead guilty as he has not got a leg to stand on . !!
←Rate | 02-15-2013 00:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You dumb ass!!! My intelligence is your common sense... Wait! What? 0_o
←Rate | 02-15-2013 00:38 by @RichieUnlimited Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy alentines ay: for those who wont be getting the V or the D.
←Rate | 02-15-2013 01:33 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hope everyone had a great valentines day...and for those who didnt celebrate hope you guys had a good alentine ay......since you didnt get neither the "V" or the "D"....
←Rate | 02-15-2013 02:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oscar Pistorius has now changed his name to Oscar Pistol-rius
←Rate | 02-15-2013 02:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be careful on how tough you are on your kids....Strict parents create sneaky children.
←Rate | 02-15-2013 02:59 by @topherjordan Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I went to Jared" I whispered as she slowly opened the velvety box of Subway coupons
←Rate | 02-15-2013 06:06 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Many folks have a possession "bronzed". I'm talking about my b@lls. When she said she wanted something in the driveway that went from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds, maybe I shouldn't have put a bathroom scale out there.
←Rate | 02-15-2013 07:23 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Coincidence that Valentine's Day and Venereal Disease share the same initials? I think not.
←Rate | 02-15-2013 07:35 by DreepyPeepy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kesha drank her own urine on her new reality show. RUN WITH it guys...
←Rate | 02-15-2013 07:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are all the women in my office walking funny today?
←Rate | 02-15-2013 07:45 by Michael Comments (1)  


   messageicon Happy Sideckick Day!
←Rate | 02-15-2013 08:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looking at those meteorite videos from Chelyabinsk. I have learned Russians have very bad radio stations....
←Rate | 02-15-2013 08:37 by SULLY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oscar Pistorius brings a whole new meaning to taking your missus out on Valentine’s Day.
←Rate | 02-15-2013 08:57 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You fell sad because you didn't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day? Some people don't have a mom on Mother's Day or a dad on Father's Day so shut up.
←Rate | 02-15-2013 09:16 Comments (1)  


   messageicon That Russian meteor footage is anice reminder that we are flying through the universe in an organic spaceship with no roof
←Rate | 02-15-2013 09:35 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon get to drilling Bruce Willis.
←Rate | 02-15-2013 09:37 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it is high time Obama gets serious on meteorite control.....
←Rate | 02-15-2013 09:53 by SULLY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope the meteorite crash in Russia doesn't affect the price of Vodka!
←Rate | 02-15-2013 10:29 by joezer Comments (0)  



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