Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   All men are Millionaires … at least by sperm count....The funny truth is ... Even these millions are spent on women!!

   He who shoots girlfriend on valentines day deserves an OSCAR award

   Love fades....bacon is forever!

   Don't make love by the garden gate....love is blind, but the neighbors ain't.

   Good thing it's Valentines day, cause I woke up with a massive heart on!

   roses are red, chocolate is brown, some ppl will be stuck at home looking for singles in their town

   Sometimes I drink water, just to surprise my liver.

   Happy Thursday to all my married friends.

   for all those who are taken, almost taken, taken for granted, waiting to be taken, and those who aren't taken seriously!! Happy Valentinesday!!

   I’ve decided to spend this Valentines Day with the one I love…. I just really hope she’s working her corner today.

   Happy Singles Awareness Day (S.A.D.) Everyone!

   It looks like cupid saw his shadow again this year!

   feeling sad because you don't have a Valentine. Cheer up, no one loves you the rest of the year either

   Nike has to stop it with this "Just do it". First it was Tiger Woods. Then Lance Armstrong. And now Oscar Pistorius.

   I'm spending Valentine's Day with my x.......... box 360.

   Oscar Pistorius will try and plead temporary insanity! I personally do not think he has a leg to stand on!!

   I shot my girlfriend with a cupid's arrow thinking that she would fall more in love with me, but now she's just laying there on the ground ignoring me.

   Steve Martin had his first kid today at the age of 67... and that is how it's done. Happy Valent Times day to him."

   The Oscar Pistorius "The Blade Runner" murder story has taken over the headlines. Would't it be an even better story if he used a knife to kill her.

   Happy Single's Discrimination Day!