Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   there is a Reason why Everybody says Everything happens for a Reason?"

   Makers Mark... Now with more Water !!! Same price !!! Going from 45 percent by volume to 42 percent by volume.

   Pope Benedict XVI to resign because he "no longer has the strength to fill the hole of a boy's orifice"....Sorry... I meant fulfill the roles of his office

   If pigs could fly, I'd eat the s hit out of those wings!!

   Big Shout-out !!!,,, to Whitney Houston as she celebrates one year of sobriety today

   So, the Pope is resigning, eh? Perhaps I shouldn't have poked him so many times....but, in fairness - HE started that poke war to begin with.

   the Pope just changed his relationship status to It's Complicated...

   To help reduce cost, this status was typed in china.

   Every woman is beautiful, but some are only beautiful in the dark.

   So is Taylor Swift's perfume made from her actual tears?

   If you cant afford a kid, then shut your legs.

   The couple that laughs together, stays together. If that's not a pro-weed slogan then nothing is.

   All the people with barbwire tattoos should join together and form a border wall between US and Mexico

   If you can't handle me at my un-shaved, you don't deserve me at my waxed.

   Benedict XVI won't even be able to sell his hat on eBay. He's closed his papal account...

   I have abad feeling we're going to pay for Taylor Swift's poor Grammy results...

   Benedict XVI won't even be able to flog his hat on ebay. He's closed his papal account....

   be careful what you buy on Craigslist. I just bought front row seats to the Dookie Brothers concert...

   Arkansas just passed a law allowing guns in church. Now I have to come up with another excuse...

   Be the sun that burns everyday and still rises everyday to give light to others.