Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Maybe the Pope finally found Jesus.

   I think I've managed to weird myself single.

   Don't worry, Pope Benedict XVI, I get it. Mondays make me want to quit my job too.

   My wife said that I set up the baby monitor wrong. Apparently it's not supposed to be duct-taped to the baby's ankle.

   Why does the pope get to resign with a mere 2 weeks of notice, while I have to give my employer 30 whole days?:|

   Advanced age my butt. The Pope is stepping down to take a job at the Boy Scouts because of the shortage of alter boys.

   Jerry Sandusky is retiring at the end of the month oh wait I meant The Pope My bad

   At least Facebook goes down on me!

   So, Pope Benedict is resigning. According to Nostradamus....errr the Bible, we only got one Pope left. Lets watch all the hypocrits run to become suddenly pious.

   So the pope is aborting his papacy before it reaches full term?

   popen ain't easy- Benedict

   NBC is reporting the pope is stepping down because someone stole the van and candy he used to recruit new altar boys and the Vatican refused to buy him a new one.

   Did you hear?? The Pope is giving up Jesus for Lent!!

   PRO TIP: If you cut your pizza up into small enough pieces,,, you can use it as a topping for your other pizza.

   The Pope is really setting a high bar for giving something up for Lent.

   I expect Obama to name himself the new Pope soon.....

   Seriously!! Who sucked The Pope.

   Pope Benedict is so old, there are only two jobs available to him. 1) Bag boy at the supermarket. 2) Run for President on the Republican ticket.

   Looks like the Pope is headed for the old popes home..

   Whats a pope?