Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   This is the worst power outage since Jurassic Park.

   Did Ray Lewis kill the lights too?

   FB just set a record for most people online ever in the last 30 minutes!!

   Jim Harbaugh knocks out half the power in the Superdome trying to unplug the scoreboard.

   there must have been a San Francisco fan at Buffalo Wild Wings who hit the lights button.

   My bad. My teenage daughter unplugged the lights to plug in her phone charger...

   Wow, New Orleans sure is black!

   You know who turned the lights out in the stadium? The same guy that drove the snow plow in the Dolphins-Patriots game back in '82.

   I just heard Beyonce might come back out on the field and sing, "♫♪♫ Can you pay yo Bills?, Yo Stadium Bills....♫♪♫ "

   been watching the Puppy Bowl. What's I miss??

   During the outage the Harbaugh brothers built a pillow fort

   It took 3 hours and 36 minutes but the Niners finally scored a touchdown!"

   Next years Superbowl has been changed to Motel 6. They'll leave the lights on.

   Was that a Budweiser or Burger King Commercial?

   Wine me, dine me, 49 me

   Don't you hate it when Ur girl or wife ask you life questions while you watching a important game # biiioootch ask Steve Harvey

   "I'm goin' to Didney World to murder someone!!" Ray Lewis

   There was no power outage...... Beyonce's ass just got in front of the flood lights

   Quick someone get Ray Lewis's fingerprints off of that trophy, just in case...

   And the MVP of the Super Bowl is.........The electric company.