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   messageicon That halftime show was the best....said no one ever!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:28 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon Manti Teo's girlfriend can lipsync to an autotuned track too
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Here, spray this on the fuse box" - Ray Lewis to Superdome technician.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon looks like there's a position open for an electrician at the Super Dome
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon really bummed there was no wardrobe malfunction this year
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon New Orleans hasn't lost this much power since hurricane Katrina
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 49ers sort of have a dear antler in the headlights look.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Union electicians are working the superbowl power outage, the game will resume in 3 weeks.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if it stays dark for too long, Ray Lewis might stab someone
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:46 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank god someone finally pulled the plug on Phil Simms
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 49ers sort of have a deer antler in the headlights look......
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There must be something behind the power outage at the super dome, may be stop the momentum??
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:49 by BB Comments (0)  


   messageicon the NFL aka No F***in Lights."
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:49 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sadly this power outage is more exciting than the actual game.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2 things that don't mix Ray Lewis and the dark.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The atmosphere at the Superbowl must have been absolutely electric! Oh wait.....
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good thing Salmon Wilcox is on the side with the lights or you wouldn't be able to see him.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If this aint the most ghetto-est NFL Superbowl ever.....
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:00 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon The bartender at Buffalo Wild Wings must be a 49er fan!! They have added a power button right beside the sprinkler system!!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:02 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone's voodoo doll is finally working for the 49ers! Nice break
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:05 by Jitney Comments (0)  



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