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I appreciate the Super Bowl for uniting all Americans in our inability to read Roman numerals. 
a cup of Starbucks coffee and a cup of Tim Hortons coffee were talking and the Starbucks coffee asked the Tim Horton coffee "Why aren't you as bitter as I am?" The Tim Hortons coffee responded.. "Can't help it, I am Canadian!"
Burger King's new company slogan: "When it comes to hunger, we don't horse around"...
nature runs a restaurant called Karma. It's a place where there is no need to place any order. You are automatically served what you deserve.
Why raise your middle finger to a hater when you can break their jaw?!
Are those Chinese tattoos on your neck the symbols for unemployment?
A woman's a**hole is like a 9 volt battery. You know you shouldn't, but sooner or later you're gonna put your tongue on it.
First song on the radio this morning was "I got you babe"... for a second I thought I was re-living yesterday... and that I was Bill Murray...
Just saw an ad that read: "Fluffer wanted for movie set". They must have a lot of pillows, huh? Well, I sent my resume in, wish me luck!
Not even a gun range has enough good guys with a gun to stop one bad guy with a gun!
Tony Romo tried to throw a Superbowl party but it was intercepted
Time to watch me some Men in Tights. Yay Superbowl!
Who"s gonna win the Super Bowl? I predict Harbaugh wins hands down.
I heard Colin Kaepernick is going to lip-sync his play calls
In the off season Ray Lewis works out at the North Pole with Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen.
My idea of a Superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
I wish they would quit interupting the commercials with this lame football game!
1st half take...my grandma could've defended better than the 49ers!
Need to stop drinking this....its like 50 million Beyonces on the stage all of a sudden......
There will be a huge demand on all European hair this week! So buy stock and shares in hair!
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