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All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. 
Te'o hasn't been missing tackles, just hugging his girlfriend...
Being Black At Disney Land... Mickeys been following me around the whole park. Relax, I'm not going to steal your happiness, Mouse.
Tesco's Quarter Pounders. AKA Trigger burgers. You could see the marks where the jockey was hitting it.
Manti Te'o watches Clint Eastwood speaking to an empty chair *nods approvingly*
And the Oscar goes to.....Manti TE'O
When I burn something in the oven, I just get my guitar out and pretend it's a smoke machine
i always said "im so hungry I could eat a horse" but I think i'll pass
The new season of American Idol displays all the calculated, boring insignificance of every season that's preceded it.
how are we gonna kill all the zombies if obama takes our guns away.
I'm up to 374 online girlfriends!!
You guys can make all your Manti jokes, but let’s not lose sight of the fact that somebody who never existed is dead.
Manti..I am a victim too. I watched the National Championship “game”
You can forget about me trying to get into your pants, I can barely squeeze into my own!
Unless you can explain how you know me in three words or less, Facebook Friend Request: DENIED.
What a shock! Got a letter in the mail that read "If you ever want to see you're husband alive again, leave $100,000 in unmarked bills in the trash can on Darby Street". Seriously, does no one know the difference between 'your' and 'you're' anymore?
Mr. Drummond dead! What you takin bout Willis???
Well that was a weird phone call. Who in the hell calls people at random and makes farting noises, laughs then hangs up? Wait a minute, I think I used to do that years ago ... maybe not so weird after all.
Since Manti Teo's girlfriend didn't exist, I really hope AJ McCarron's girlfriend wasn't a hologram.
After some investigating just found out that Manti's girlfriend real name is Fawn Liebowitz!!
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