Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   It is time Taylor Swift Exes formed a band & sang replies to her songs.

   do we really need a FB page titled "I Oppose Bullying"?? Does anyone support bullying??

   of course Herbalife is a legitimate company. To prove it, they just hired Lance Armstrong as their new spokesman!!

   I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and then suddenly... She's not your friend anymore.

   Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian Dad: Okay its cool 2nd daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too Dad: Does ANYone in this family like guys? Son: I do

   "Nobody move!" -- the name of my stationary store

   any one else creeped out when a grown, single man posts pictures of his dogs all the time??

   "It's being reported that Apple may be making a less-expensive plastic version of their iPhone. They're calling it a Samsung." ~Conan O'Brien.

   You can't beat a beautiful woman who sings, well, uh, unless you're Chris Brown

   You take the Kennedy assassination + That Clinton and Lewinsky thing + A pretty boss lady with small, slutty tendencies and BAM...You got a show on ABC called Scandal.

   I like reverse cowgirl because she can't see me tweeting and updating my Facebook status.

   OMG Scandal is on tonight!!! No not the show on ABC about some crazy government plot theories with every twist and turns......Just another senate meeting about guns and busted

   I can tell how spicy a dish is just by tasting it...

   Blind people should not skydive. It scares the crap out of their dogs.

   You don't call it stalking; you call it solving a problem.

   If you held up 11 roses into a mirror, you'd be looking at 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

   Today's relationships can be ended by a simple "Like" on Facebook.

   Ugh, still writing 2012 on my death threats.

   Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook not everyone wants to see you happy.

   Even if you are surrounded by stupid insane people ,atleast you come to know how to refrain yourself from that ingredient needed to be the same. So ironically you should respect yourself :-P