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1920: "May I have this dance?" 1950: "Want to go to the drive-in?" 1980: "What's your sign?" 2012: "Here's a picture of my pe**s." 
HA HA !! Kim Kardashian is Killing Kanye's Popularity ! What a D Bag !
it safe to comeback? Are the kids back to school yet?
They should rename Hockey "H0nkey", 'cause it's one of the last major team sports still dominated by Caucasoids. Thank G0D.
Hockey still exists? Yeah right... next you're gonna tell me MTV plays music videos.
"Mrs. Doubtfire" and "The Santa Clause" use the exact same plot formula.
Rumor is Andy Reid is going to coach in KC after mistaking them for KFC......
Like and enthusiastically comment on every photo your aunt has posted to facebook. Turn the tables
Zuckerberg was going to steal your photos but saw that copyright status you posted and went back to having more money than you ever will.
Hey, Dave Grohl...we get it. You hit the drums hard. Now try playing with some dynamics.
look, I'm only liking your status to let you know that I read it so you won't try to tell me about it later.
schools are back in session. Remember if you study hard enough there will still be no jobs when you graduate.
Why is it as a grown man living in your own home you cannot touch those "special" pillows on the couch, but those grandkids can come over and toss them everywhere and its cute?
turns out, Chanting "I'm not creepy" in front of a mirror doesn't make you feel any less creepy.
When I get a headache,I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children,just like the bottle says LOL!
Can we please go back to the main menu of life? I think I accidentally chose "Extremely Hard".
hope the weekend comes as fast as my ex
Facebook (FB) + Instagram (I) = FBI............."They" are watching you.
I hope in 2013 people stop taking photos or videos with a 0.2 Megapixel potato
Why do women continue to by men gifts, when the two "best" gifts are free? Blow Jobs and Silence!
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