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HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE: It takes 24,637 BOLTS to put a car together, but only one NUT to spread it all over the road. Don't Drink & Drive! 
anyone who says "I hate to break it to you", can't f#$^ing wait to break it to you.
If I was Asian, my name would be Jet Lag....because I'm tired all the time!
Kiss me ~ it's midnight somewhere.
According to my Nike Fuelband, I've just masturbated for 4 miles.
So its safe to assume Kanye & Khadarshian's baby will have a huge butt and a huge mouth?
Hold on Kanye, Imma let you finish, but first, Jay Z and Beyonce have already had the greatest baby of ALL TIME!
News Alert for New Years Eve!! Government warning!!! According to the Surgeon General: When women consume alcohol, it impairs their ability to say “no”! So.... who's buying me a drink?
Hmmm I'm going to pick up a Nicki Minaj album and listen to it for it's richness in pop culture and it's intelligent coherent lyrics..............said no one ever...
Kim and Kanye's baby will probably be delivered by C-Section to avoid getting Chlamydia on the way out...
The only resolution I've ever managed to stick with, was when I resolved not to make resolutions I can't stick with.
My new years resolution for 2013? I will be less laz
I can't believe it's been a whole year since I didn't become a better person!
Happy New Year everybody! I know its a bit early but I often suffer from premature congratulations.
11.Tonight on ABC starting at 10: Fasten your seat belts as the dynamic Ryan Seacrest spends two hours telling us what time it is!
15.Now that I finally remembered to write 2012 as the date, I need to start writing 2013.
My resolutions are the same as last year: try to make it all the way through, or not, whatever.
All the noises I used to make during sex, I now make getting up in my truck.
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If you're nice to an animal, it loves you for life. If you're nice to a woman, who the hell knows what's gonna happen.
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