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Why do men like football? Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.
Good thing I formed a secret neighborhood watch. Based on my inventory of my neighbor's trash, there are some weirdo's around me…
Found out today that midgets dont like being called midgets....AND they really dont like being called people McNuggets...
Props to our cat for getting excited about eating the same food EVERYDAY!
After putting up xmas lights last night I'm wondering why no one hasn't opened up a business that untangles xmas lights...
Don't worry guy's.... I just hung my 2013 calendar to protect us from the apocalypse. We should be good.
FYI - Only seven more shopping days until the apocalypse! Plan your looting accordingly...
What the shelf life of fruit cake? I think the one I have in our pantry is from 1989...Do you think I could still regift it?
Coz that Pope started using Twitter, Santa just created his Facebook account. Guess what, all the kids are getting clothes and Bible for Christmas :)
If my wife says one more thing about how poorly I manage money... she's not allowed to jump in the inflatable castle I just bought on EBay.
Any argument where she says I can do whatever I want always ends with me not doing whatever I want to do.
There aren't choking warning labels on condoms but they have them on water balloons?
Farts are like secrets to me because I never keep them to myself.
The designated driver's most important job is making sure no one gets any tattoos!
My nipples don't understand that I am going to a decent place.
I was being all sexy n shi t but you blinked and you missed it
When you bang a fat girl you have to hold her belly up like a broken garage door
You lost me at eye contact.
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