Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   States that issue Food Stamps should also legalize marijuana, They just go hand and hand

   Obama's Victory Speech should of started with " Allow me to re-introduce myself!" My name is OOOOO!!

   I knew obama would win.. he's kenyan, and they ALWAYS win races!

   It gives Denver the "mile high" city a whole different meaning now! Haha

   Over Six Billion Dollars were spent on this Election Campaign, so that Americans can be in the exact same place they were in Before it started. Well done, America... Well. Done.

   With Halo 4, Black Ops II and Assasins Creed III, I think November might register the lowest teen pregnancy rates in a long time!

   Honey Boo-Boo endorsed Obama on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Was that so momma could buy their paint chips on a snap card?

   Mitt Romney's campaign slogan, 'Keep America American,' the same as a phrase used by the KKK? Interesting...

   According to Apple Maps, Obama is now President of most of Canada.

   People who always say "love is blind" need to be reminded that Stevie Wonder is divorcing his wife.

   Alright...who else is making plans to move to Colorado?

   People who always say "love is blind" need to be reminded that Stevie Wonder is divorcing his wife

   I'm not real good about sharing my feelings unless I hate you.

   ** Breaking News, stores in Colorado and Washington are having a hard time keeping up with the demand for Funyuns. Store owners say the demand has grown a million times since yesterday. **

   All I can see is : Kenyans are really Good with Marathon.

   People who think women are weaker than men should know that male lions only kill men when they are threatened or hungry while lionesses kill for fun.

   I just yawned on the bus and two dudes gave me their phone numbers.

   No matter how useless you feel, take pleasure in the fact that you're someone's reason to masturbate.

   When I hit send while texting on my IPhone I hold my finger lightly over the speaker hole then hit send and it makes a tiny little fart sound ! Fun !

   The more she claps her hands while talking, the more children she has had with different fathers.