Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   My American friend says he's going to vote for the one who is willing to making the Pringles tubes biggers....as soon as he gets his hand out of one.

   I just made Romney noodles Obama self : - /

   I was gonna vote. But the I got high.

   Voted. Now, I watch and wait to see which loser wins.

   Just spent 4 hours directing republicans to the correct voting location. Too easy lol

   VOTE FOR PEDRO

   It's just like American Idol... Vote early and vote often!!!

   Go vote so I can hit your like button. I know you want me to hit your like button.

   exercising their right to vote is as close as most Americans get to exercising

   Andy Reid said if Obama loses he can start next week against Dallas...

   Afroman was going to vote. But then he got high..

   Stop the world, I want to get off!

   what number do I text my ten votes to??

   China's "one-child per family" policy is being ended -- because not enough babies. Apparently it's so bad over there that some factories are actually hiring adults...

   Jokingly told this girl on our first date last night that I had a realy big D and she responded no problem i've had plenty of Big Ones before ! And now I'm sad ! :o( Fail

   If your an undecided voter, just vote for the one you feel wouldn't mug you in a dark alley.

   Some family is never more than just blood.

   If you're not sweating, you're not doing it right

   I wish I would have never got that loan from western sky the Indian Loan company.! Aside from high interest I'm on some goofy mailing List I keep getting things for " new siding for your Teepee " or "feather's R Us" worst is the arrows when I miss a pymnt

   My brother just told me a vote for Romney is a vote for separation of church and state.