Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Scientists Say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons.. They Forgot to mention Morons..

   I just pictured my life.....and there isn't room for you in the frame.

   The world is made up of kids who can't wait to grow up...and adults who wish they hadn't.

   Some people look for a perfect relationship, but all I want is a cheeseburger that looks like the ones on commercials!

   There is nothing more awkward then when you take the last open urinal, then everyone else finishes up and leaves except you and the person next to you.

   If you don't want a Sarcastic answer don't ask a Stupid Question!

   The first person that started hiccuping must have been scared to death!

   If I didn't have internet I'd be asleep 4hrs earlier every night!

   This is a list of people who asked for your opinion.................

   I always feel a little smarter when its kids week on jeopardy RJ :P

   If spiders ever come to the realization that people are terrified of them, we're fucked.

   A.W.K. moment when Pakistan does not win any medals at the Olympics for 'Shooting'

   Fourth place is the first to regret giving up booze and drugs for 4 years.

   The one who laughs last is the slowest. The one who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.

   When will Britain learn? They have a wedding, we kill Bin Laden...they have the Olympics, we land on Mars.

   Hey "hi how ah you" you,and your ignorant quotes about religion SUCK!

   More often than not, my feelings can be summed up with a simple "feh."

   I haven't spoken to my wife in 3days because she hates when I interupt her!

   There are now 4 sides to every story. Yours, mine, the truth & the Internets version.

   No matter how old you are an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a Sword!