Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Chick-Fil-A opposes same sex marriage but I heard their fries were waffling...

   "My girlfriend just broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair... It's ok though, She always comes crawling back."

   lesbians are boycotting chick fil a by eating tacos!!

   Anyone remembers walking far away from your house just to see how good is your wireless home phone reception before it goes out?.....Man did those phones have good battery- life

   Screw College!!! The mere fact of owning a Twitter or Facebook account gives everyone a dual doctorates in political science and economics.

   went out on a Friday and woke up one Monday in Bratislava chained and naked on a bench in the lap of an unknown man named Miroslav

   I seen a Lady driving a 18 wheeler on the highway today..Thought to my self.. Thats a funny looking kitchen..

   believe in the magical idealism and the theory of the absolute individual

   the line was so long at chick fil a, I got some KFC to eat while I waited...

   I just got the comment that I do not have any horses in the stable ... so I'll go and buy a pony now.

   This leftist boycott of Chick FiL A is the first actual economic stimulus of the Obama era........

   Ancestry.com: The southern version of eHarmony.

   BREAKING NEWS: Governor Orders Statewide Car Wash To Induce Rain.

   Lesbians are boycotting Chick Fil A by eating Shushi ;)

   I don't want chicken. I want Manicotti. Manicotti-fil-A. Now we're talkin'.

   I was excited there was a 'The Paperboy' movie until I watched the trailer and found out it wasn't based on the old Nintendo game.

   kinda tired of hearing about it. there's plenty of hotdog and taco stands if you don't like chicken. its all food and we are all allowed freedom of speech. ok jk about the freedom of speech part

   We'll be with you soon, starving people of the world, first we need to fight over the ideologies of our fast-food restaurants.

   i wanna see Thornton Melon do the Triple Lindy dive....Olympic awesomeness

   hope they have a white castle day so I can express how much I hate paying for gas.