Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   RIP ... George Jefferson.....Father of Swag

   A North Korean man announce yesterday that his Dog gave birth to a 1/2 Dog 1/2 Cat offspring! Also referred to in Korea as the #2 ''Combo''!!!

   It's going to feel real good to wack the next person I catch in the office kitchen who leaves a half peice of paper towel on the roll and finds it to lazy to open up a new one!!!

   It's going to feel real good to wack the next person I catch in the office kitchen with the paper towel roll that has half a piece left due to their lack of laziness!!!

   Never in my life have I ever seen someone so excited to take a sh!t!----Those Bears in the Charmin commercial

   Women sex toys cost money for Batteries! Men's sex toys cost money for rent, clothes, groceries.......

   You don't have to be Crazy to be my friend!........But it sure helps!

   it poontang or puddingtang?.....I need to know real fast this English Composition is due today!!!

   The view of your Bedroom is perfect from this tree!

   Sherman Hemsley, aka George Jefferson, is movin' on up. Yeah, movin' on up to a deluxe apartment in the sky. RIP George

   Chick-fil-a announced today they have a new policy concerning patrons! ....Men will no longer be able to share their ''Nuggets!''

   Let me know when you're off your Man-Period!!!

   I think instead of "LOL"....Im gonna go with "SALTS" (Smiled a little then stopped). Its more truthful

   when I get on facebook I get excited when I see the red numbers over the globe thing, until I open it and find it is for a stupid game request

   There are certain things in life that are a waste of time and energy. That's why I don't hold in my farts

   What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got Fat

   Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. Everyone I told swore they wouldn't tell anyone else

   At a Hotal a Man accidentally bumps into a Woman beside him and as he does his elbow touches her Brea$t. The man says ''Ma'am if your heart is as soft as your brea$t I know you'll forgive me!'' Her ''If your Pen!$ is as hard as your elbow I'm in room 436

   The way Police check to see if you're wearing your seat belt they should do to make sure ''Certain'' people are wearing Condoms!!!

   I decided to leave the paperboy a tip! I left some at the end of the driveway, in the bushes,by the sprinkler, everywhere but my at my front door!!!