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i am woman, hear me giving you the silent treatment. 
My safe word is Marriage.
I know you put up with the crazy for the blow jobs.
Its so hot I used my blow dryer as a cooling fan!
I suggest we Drink!..... Before we go out Drinking!!
4th Of July The Day Mexicans Celebrate It More Than Americans
Watching the movie Independence Day to commemorate Will Smith's efforts in preventing an alien invasion this exact day 16 years ago. I thank Will Smith for my freedom!!!
If fireworks are illegal in your neighborhood, just pick up a couple burritos from Taco bell and wait a little bit...
Out of all the gruesome noises coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most troubling.
In Sweden, the word for marriage and the word for poison is the same, and its spelled "gift".
Maybe it's just me, but I don't mind when a woman gives me the silent treatment...I can finally hear the t.v. then!
In New York you can't drink more than a 16 oz. soda, but it is okay to stuff yourself with 68 hotdogs and buns in 10 minuts.
Monica Lewinsky turns 39!! They grow up so fast...seems like yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees puting everything in her mouth!!!
I would like to congratulate myself on placing 18,476th in the "Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest!" ツ
I only get disappointed by people when I have high expectations, or low expectations, or just expectations.
At a vegan 4th of July barbecue. These sadness burgers are delicious.
“I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but… it is 4th of July and I need the energy if I'm gonna start blowin crap up. It's what the founding fathers would want.
On our Birthday! America as a Nation needs desperately to realize that if we do not again regain the lead in Technology and Education, we will continue to bury our heads in the sands of Afghanistan, Iraq, and Pakistan!!!
Rule #24: If you lie, don't get mad when you are called a liar!
There has to come a point in my life where I'm standing on a hillside, watching a village I ravaged burn to the ground, laughing maniacally.
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