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Some people are here for laughs. Some for therapy. Some for sex. Me? I'm here to learn the difference between your and you're.
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07-02-2012 14:03 by
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I wonder if the female equivalent of the c0ckblock is the beaver dam.
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07-02-2012 14:05 by
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If you pretend not to see me, I will use my outside voice to say hello.
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07-02-2012 14:06
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When a traffic light is out of service you should just treat the intersection as a demolition derby.
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07-02-2012 14:07
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I'm not saying you're dumb, but you look like the kind of person who would bring a 'Free Hugs' sign to a knife fight.
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07-02-2012 14:08
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I just found some of my long lost relatives from Alabama on incestry.com
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07-02-2012 14:08
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Anderson Cooper must have seen 'Magic Mike' this weekend.
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07-02-2012 14:09 by
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How many of you are household pets reading this while your owners nap?
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07-02-2012 14:10
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The problem with natural selection is that it isn't killing stupid people off quickly enough.
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07-02-2012 14:13 by
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The paypal card reader is now available. So now people who sell weed and other illegal substances can now accept all major credit cards.
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07-02-2012 14:51
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in light of Anderson Cooper coming out....the reach around will now be known as the AC 360
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07-02-2012 15:07 by
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Ever notice that after you and some friends order a pizza the only conversation you have is "where the hell is the pizza?"
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07-02-2012 15:16 by
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BREAKING NEWS: Fox News reporting that Anderson Cooper is, in fact, a tax.
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07-02-2012 15:18
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How to make a Wiz Khalifa song. •Say uhhh • Say something about weed(like 20 times) • Say you're reppin Taylor Gang.
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07-02-2012 15:41
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When I start thinking people aren't that bad, all I have to do to ressucitate the hate is go grocery shopping
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07-02-2012 15:42
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BREAKING NEWS: CNN reports that Anderson Cooper is straight.
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07-02-2012 16:09
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Imagine...nothing but "straight news" from Anderson Cooper
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07-02-2012 16:34
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If a woman answers the door wearing only a see through nightie, is she negligent?
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07-02-2012 16:50 by
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Does this mean Obama can blame Bush for the health care reform tax....After all it was Bush's appointment that was the swing vote.
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07-02-2012 18:48 by
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Does anyone have an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle...in their garage..they no longer want ? Ralphie here is driving me crazy.
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