Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

View All Funny Status Messages

Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating
Trump Filter: ON | OFF


Search Messages:
Page: 3095 of 5594

   messageicon Some people are here for laughs. Some for therapy. Some for sex. Me? I'm here to learn the difference between your and you're.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 14:03 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if the female equivalent of the c0ckblock is the beaver dam.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 14:05 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you pretend not to see me, I will use my outside voice to say hello.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 14:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a traffic light is out of service you should just treat the intersection as a demolition derby.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 14:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not saying you're dumb, but you look like the kind of person who would bring a 'Free Hugs' sign to a knife fight.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 14:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just found some of my long lost relatives from Alabama on incestry.com
←Rate | 07-02-2012 14:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anderson Cooper must have seen 'Magic Mike' this weekend.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 14:09 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many of you are household pets reading this while your owners nap?
←Rate | 07-02-2012 14:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The problem with natural selection is that it isn't killing stupid people off quickly enough.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 14:13 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The paypal card reader is now available. So now people who sell weed and other illegal substances can now accept all major credit cards.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 14:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon in light of Anderson Cooper coming out....the reach around will now be known as the AC 360
←Rate | 07-02-2012 15:07 by Kman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever notice that after you and some friends order a pizza the only conversation you have is "where the hell is the pizza?"
←Rate | 07-02-2012 15:16 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: Fox News reporting that Anderson Cooper is, in fact, a tax.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 15:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How to make a Wiz Khalifa song. •Say uhhh • Say something about weed(like 20 times) • Say you're reppin Taylor Gang.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 15:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I start thinking people aren't that bad, all I have to do to ressucitate the hate is go grocery shopping
←Rate | 07-02-2012 15:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: CNN reports that Anderson Cooper is straight.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 16:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Imagine...nothing but "straight news" from Anderson Cooper
←Rate | 07-02-2012 16:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a woman answers the door wearing only a see through nightie, is she negligent?
←Rate | 07-02-2012 16:50 by Curmudgeon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does this mean Obama can blame Bush for the health care reform tax....After all it was Bush's appointment that was the swing vote.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 18:48 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone have an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle...in their garage..they no longer want ? Ralphie here is driving me crazy.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 18:48 Comments (0)  



Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left