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I just need you here in bed with me so we can talk, and laugh, and cuddle, and sleep, and stuff… 
The distance between my being overwhelmed with happiness and wondering when it will all fall apart is precisely seventeen seconds.
I KNOW it's early,,, but I've already got a date lined up for Valentine's Day,,,,,,,,,,,,It's gonna be Feb.14th.
Fighting fire with fire only gives you ashes.
You guys make Facebook worth it! Just kidding, we are all wasting our lives here.
Autocorrect me if I'm Rung,,, but there's no Tim like the presents
WHAT,, Age is only a number??? I Don't think so asshat....."age" is a word...
If you're smart, handsome with a good personality you can get any girl except a black one.
If you think holding in a fart is difficult, try holding in an ethnic joke that JUST crosses the line.
Wow!!, What a day..I volunteered at a soup kitchen, mowed my lawn,, went to 2 Birthday parties,, ran 6 miles,, then told a BUNCH of lies on Facebook.
I Can not tell a lie with out believing it first My self..Elvis lives..!
I wish my neighbor's dog would take the hint that my leg just wants to be friends.
Show me on the doll where gas prices touched you.
On a scale of 1 to LL Cool J, my dog doesn't lick his lips that much.
5 missed calls from your girlfriend means you have missed a good night. 5 missed calls from your wife means....that you are screwed!
I'm more pissed off than a mosquito in a room full of mannequins.
This trucker just cut me off and now when I call to complain no one is answering at 1-800 EAT SH!T.
During sex, you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles,,,,,, Wait, Who the heck runs 5 miles in 2 minutes???
if you're going to steal another post, you might go back about 1000 pages. Some of us have nothing better to do than bust your a$$ for reposting…
I've never slowly walked backwards in my home, which I credit as the only reason I've never been attacked by maniacs.
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