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I prefer Subway because they make me feel like I'm making a healthy decision when I order a loaf of bread with 18 meatballs on it. 
Honestly,,,,, I love every single some of you.......
How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?
To those girls on "My Super Sweet 16" that get pissed when daddy buys them the wrong colour Mercedes. SHUT UP! I ride a bike!
Welcome to Facebook, where relationships are perfect, liars believe their own lies & the world shows off they are living a great life.
BESTFRIEND: the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.
Do you like me? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.
I was at the pool earlier and tried to sneak a quick pee in the deep end. The lifeguard must have seen me. He blew his whistle so loud that I almost fell in.
Epic failure on my cooking tonight, even the dog took one bite and licked his ass afterwards to get the taste out of his mouth.
Like Granny G says, keep it in your pants
you're an overweight female who wears Yoga Pants everyday? Please continue to do so, I love throwing up in my mouth
BoObs are to men what laser pointers are to cats.
Signing off, my Wife says I need to finish my bath. Peace out Peeps
White Parent: *Knock Knock* May I Come In? Blck Parent: *BOOM BOOM* OPEN UP DIS GOT DAMN DOOR, you DONT PAY NO BILLS TO BE LOCKIN DOORS
"We would have broke-up alot sooner, but we have 46 mutual Facebook friends and a bunch of new restaurants were opening up..."
The First rule of Premature Ejaculator's Club is don't talk about..Ooooooh God! Unnnggh! Uh ooooohhhh ...anyone have a cigarette I can have?
According to a study on How to Avoid Being Defriended on Facebook: Science Unlocks the Secret..... Dont Be An A**, Yes its as simple as that !
Thinking back on my life I've ridden a donkey down the grand canyon, not a big deal. The fact I sustained an erection the whole time humming the Bonanza theme probably IS!
facebook is for fun and entertainment and I Don't ever want any of you to take offense at me asking you to kiss my butt, It's all tongue in cheek fun :)~
Paddle Faster I think I Hear Banjos !
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