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Amnesia is the most common side-effect of Rohypnol. Other common side effects include Vomiting,Irritabillity,Dizziness, and getting raped. 
roses are red, violets are blue. I have 5 fingers, the middle one is for you..
I think The Timeline went a bit too far when it posted a photo of me being conceived!!!!!
Happy Star Wars Day!!! Don't let me catch you making out with your sibling.
I love a nice dark red with hints of oak and floral overtones. And, it was a double flusher!!
May the 4th be with you. To celebrate I just put a C-3PO action figure in my bum.
Why man up when you can down a margarita?
99% of people in this world are stupid, luckily I`m in the other 7%.
If it were the other way around I don't think a cat would take in 60 old people.
Tomorrow..no lawns will be manicured due to Cinco_de Mayo...not on Sunday or Monday..or rest of the week either...Sorry folks too much Tequila and beer combos.
Pepsi is coming up with Michael Jackson cans in the USA.....In a totally un-related News- Pakistan is coming up with Osama Bin Laden Hookas!....Smoke Away my friends!!!! :)
I'll celebrate Cinco de Mayo when Mexico celebrates the Fourth of July!
Get out of the basement and enjoy your day, nerds, for tommorrow we're drinking Tequila and kicking your a$$e$!!
Why do people think you'll remember somebody if they say the name twice? "You remember Dave?".. "Dave who?".. "Dave, Dave."
R.I.P. Adam "MCA" Yauch...You finally got your License to ILL.
okay! if anyone wishes me "May the 4th be with you!" one more time. He's gonna get a kick up his wookie.
udge if you must but I always wanted an Easy Bake Oven as a kid and earlier this morning.
Judge if you must but I always wanted an Easy Bake Oven as a kid and earlier this morning.
Sort of embarrassing when the babysitter shows up, and I don't have kids, and then it's $300 an hour.
New tourism slogan: "Missouri Loves Company".
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