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I just bought some jokes from IKEA,,,, I'm still not sure how to put them together with this Hex Thingy...... 
I'm also not a JETS fan,,, but on E-Bay, If I ever see a old, used,, Dirty Sanchez jersey,, I'm TOTALLY buying that too....
Like if you remember only having 3 TV channels to choose from and YOU were the remote!
It's the saddest thing when someone you know becomes someone you knew.
OSHA. Article 260.17 States: All Turds over 6" Long shall be Hand lowered to prevent Chemical Splashback. ......On the Door of a Port-O-John.. LMAO!
best place to hide a body, page 2 google search results
These Nigerian conmen would actually more victims if they worked on their spelling a little.
I dont see how anyone can smoke in here, I can barely eat my sandwich...written on the wall of a porta-john
Tax Day! Just wanna say that taxation WITH representation isn't all that great either..
If you love someone, let them know often. Because you might not be able to say it again. Also, same thing works for people you f*cking hate.
My mom says it's her house, but when it's time to clean, it magically becomes my house, too.
Please don't bore your friends with your troubles and worries. Tell your enemies instead, who will be delighted to hear about them.
tries to read books that will make me look good if I die in the middle of reading them.
I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination.
Reminder: Everybody be sure to get your taxes in on time! We wouldn't want the secret service to go unfunded and miss out on the important work they must do!
Man, I just got sucked into the internet and lost an hour. Hi, my name is Scott and I am an idiot...
If you throw a baseball and hit the Target logo the store drops into a tank of water.
New aerobic workout: step outdoors without mosquito spray. And TRY to keep them off of you.
Come on everybody! Let's go to the beach today!
One of the worst things to contemplate while driving is 'where are my pants.'
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