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It's time we create the true equal society.... It's time we create the United Caucasian College Fund, and the National Association for the Advancement of Caucasians. 
Nice idea Mr Equality-For-All, but before we start those funds can we first make the Caucasians slaves for a couple of centuries and make them fight for their freedom and rights? Its only fair!
❒ I am under the influence. ❒ I am above the influence. ✔ I AM THE INFLUENCE.”
blackpeoplemeet.com really ppl i'm a black dude & I know I was never a slave and there is not any slave drivers left so what are we really doing here
Wedding rings are the world's smallest handcuffs.
if he dont get called "gay" enough (even though I'm sure he isnt) Beiber makes a song & decides to call it "Boyfriend".....way to stop the jokes & rumors
When I die, I want to be thrown out of a plane over the ocean wearing a superman costume.
Hey Alanis Morissette! Getting a girl pregnant on a "pull-out" couch. That's IRONIC.
"Fight fire with fire" - unequivocally the worst advice I have ever received. My house just burned even faster.
I will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, and a future archeologist will have one awesome day at work.
I'm more confused than a homeless person on house arrest.
I have a horrible sleeping disorder where I have to wake up every morning and go to work.
On the off chance I'm captured by cannibals, I've got a 'Best if eaten by 1975' tattoo on my neck.
Waiting for the day when a girl finally says that I'm "the one," but isn't talking to a police officer.
Judging by the disproportionate size of Popeye's forearms, I'm guessing Olive Oyl didn't put out much.
<--- *punches the air like Cuba Gooding*
Whatever happens, Never agree to teach a girl how to ride a bike with her father watching..
Family that smokes together is called a JOINT Family
Bills are like pubes; better when you don't have any.
You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says "whatever."
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