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People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them. 
If gas prices keep going up I'm cutting off the bottom of my car and I'm "Flintstoning" That mf!
No matter where you live, there's always 1 light switch that doesn't do anything.
You know you took a good picture of someone when they use it as their default pic or timeline cover.
it's lonely at the bottom too.
On the Tim Hortons roll up, "please play again" ..I scribbled it out and returned it to the manager, replacing it with "please let me win" she gave me back my cup and hit the red button.."YOU'RE A WINNER" then she said "NOT!" and laughed at me!
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Call of Duty.. Helping Guys like me who don't play the game get laid since 2003."
Due to the nice weather, local kids are setting up a lemonade stand on St. Paddy's Day....Jeez, haven't they even heard of green beer?!
has an arbitrary number of problems, none of which involve a person of female gender.
Facebook asks me what I'm thinking. Twitter asks me what I'm doing. 4square asks me where I am. Conclusion: the Internet is my girlfriend.
Ok honey don't freak out, but someone broke into the house, ate all the ice cream, smashed that picture of your mother, and didn't do the dishes.
Due to inflation, a picture is now only worth 332 words.
just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It started off badly but by the end I really liked it.
Say no to drugs. Although, if you're talking to drugs, it may be too late.
thinks Google Maps needs an "Avoid Ghetto" option.
I guess it's time to find someone to grow old and miserable with.
Honesty is the best policy — not if he has a small weiner
Someone just asked wheres the good in goodbye. I slapped him
If I was a cave man. I'd be the one who hunts sloths. In my condition, those buggers are fast
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