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To girls suffering from a case of too many friend requests: Here is a free tip - Put some clothes on and post your real pictures without photoshop or makeup. Problem solved!
What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother? Leave the plunger in the toilet
Just found out the girlfriend is pregnant, so I decided to propose. "Will you make me the happiest man on earth, or will you keep the baby?"
How to be a bouncer: 1.) Be an @sshole. 2.) Stand near a door.
Whenever I worry that I've been wasting my life, I cheer myself up by remembering that I have never read a Twilight book....
Since when do Catholics care about contraception? Alter boys can't get pregnant..
At last I've managed to find my girlfriend's G-spot! Who would have thought her sister had it all the time?
Today is International Women's day. It was supposed to be held yesterday but they took too long to get ready !
With all the spam we get for p*nis enlargement pills, you'd think by now someone would have invented a pill to shrink v*ginas instead.
Did you know that if you put your ear up to a stranger's leg you can hear them say, "What the f*ck are you doing?"
I'm not FAT! It's just my awesomeness swilling up inside of me.
Want to hear a joke? "Women's rights"
people who hate Ed Hardy clothes are the ones who cant afford them
I started a support group for introverts but nobody came.
Hey Karma, I got a list of people you missed."
Facebook should have an "exam mode" where you can enter the dates of your exams and you are denied access if you try to go on it during that period of time.
I was gonna give my change to a homeless guy today, but his sign said "ONE DAY IT COULD BE YOU." I held onto it, just in case he was right.
Recipe for disaster: When your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad..."
Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie.
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