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The difference between a girls track team and a group of pygmy lawyers is.....The lawyers are cunning runts! 
Did I already post my Alzheimer update?
My ex girlfriend had this really weird fetish... She liked to dress up as herself and act like a total bitch.
I don't wanna be presumptuous, but I think this Sandra Fluke chick just might be the love of my weekend. Now, if she'd only return my phone calls...
They say revenge is a dish best served cold. But they also say revenge is sweet. I think they are trying to say revenge is ice cream.
If I died and went to Hell, it would take me at least a week to figure out I wasn't at work anymore.
Some DJ keeps calling my phone and leaving me mixed messages.
I was in a bar the other night, moving from stool to stool trying to get lucky... but there wasn't gum under any of them."
GOP budget to slash disease research? Now we'll NEVER find a cure for Bieber Fever!
I can never plug in a usb correctly the first time, I have to flip it like 17 times before it finally goes in.
"Just kidding!" is one of the biggest lies there is.
Too many kids don't know what it's like to enjoy a book the old-fashioned way (watching the movie version on VHS the night before a test).
disney has women looking for their handsome prince. dreamworks is more accurate with the ugly ogre
conficious says it takes many nails to build a crib but only 1 SCREW to fill it
the earlier you start doing anything in your life, the less it affects you as you grow older...
And the Dalai Lama says to me, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me,... WHICH IS NICE !!
it just co-incidence that they chose the most one dimensional movie of the "Star Wars" franchise "The Phantom Menace" to make into the first 3D movie ?
This delicious brownie just accepted my friend request!
No one ever wants to hear monster mash this time of year
Never fails. Always behind the person filling out a mortgage at the ATM machine
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