Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   gues she finally exhaled

   Take it Kevin Costner's been fired then...

   Celebrity drug dealers are having the worst fiscal year...They're gonna need a government bailout..

   Star Wars Episode 1: Phantom Menace is now in 3D. Really? The only thing worse than watching crap is having it flung towards your face.

   If you don't use 1:11, 2:22 or 3:33 when starting the microwave you have yet to unlock my level of laziness.

   kevin costner dropped the ball this time

   Cant Stop Crying :( Maybe I should get away from these onions.

   What's the over under on how many times the Bodyguard is on the next few weeks??

   Just heard the news Bobby Brown is still alive

   hard to believe that whitney houston died... well maybe not

   don't put words in my mouth...my foot is already in there.

   And now stepping into the on- deck cirle, Lindsay Lohan.

   thinks animal testing is a terrible idea; what if they get all nervous and give the wrong answers?

   My 10-top All-star Celebrities on Drugs list is Ruined!!! Anybody wanna trade Drew Barrymore??

   DIDNT WE ALMOST SNORT IT ALL.....

   IN OTHER NEWS: A picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone next to each other in the hospital bed, side by side for shoulder surgeries, was taken this week. Can you imagine listening and trying to understand that conversation?

   Already heard that Whitney is dead.. apparently 47 seconds before my friends with 3G service...

   trying to find a radio station that isn't milking the Whitney Houston death-machine.

   There's going to be a huge line outside of Whitney Houston's funeral next week. Which, coincidentally, is what killed her.

   RIP to the millions of people who die every day and don't get recognized