Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   It's pretty sad when the highlight of a three hour football game is out staged by a red m&m."

   Everyone is the same color when the lights are off......

   Betty white to preform at next yrs Superbowl ...

   so....I think if you win The Voice, you should get to motorboat Christina Aguilera....but, to be fair, if you lose....you have to motorboat Cee Lo Green....

   Do people that sell chairs give out stool samples?

   you know....right now I'm pretty disgusted with MIA....OH, not for giving America the finger....but because we were >this< close to forgetting her annoying ass ever existed....

   Seriously.. Shouldnt the etrade baby be like 7 by now?

   I really hate being Bi-Polar. It's fantastic! ):)

   Emergency call: "911, What is your emergency?" "Two girls are fighting over me!" "So what's the problem sir?" "The ugly one is winning..."

   Instead of calling it a "Gatorade Shower" we should call it "Electrolyte Bukkake"

   Climbed aboard the dream weaver train.

   Thank god there wasn't a wardrobe malfunction at this year's Superbowl.

   No better way to kick off a Monday then to defend a sweet elderly women from a crabby ass "Douchebag", who clearu has no respect for the humankind!!!

   enjoy the Patriots shirts, Kenya

   Wow, that one was so bad, all four cats left the room.

   And this morning a container ship will depart for some third world country, loaded with New England Patriots Super Bowl XLVI Champions gear.

   I find it distressing that some folks' universe doesn't radiate beyond the highest hair on their heads.

   I bet if Tom Brady wore his UGGS Boots last night he probably would have played a lot better!

   Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons, but I think they forgot to mention Morons.

   How to be a gangster: Step1- Buy XXL shirts and pants. Step2- Put them on. Step3- Waddle like a penguin.