Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   that moment when you're dancing like a mad man in your car and completely stop when another car pulls next to you

   Funny, on the same day Don Cornelius dies, my platform shoes lost their sole.

   I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tire and then roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears

   Hopefully Don Cornelius really is on the Soul Train to Heaven...

   likes to fist-bump with a 'i got ur nose' fist

   decorating for my stupid sisters baby shower using condoms as balloons..

   Soul Train? I don't think this means what you think it means!

   Today is "International Microphone Testing day" 1.2.12

   I'll call you Daddy......no problem, when I get a weekly allowance!

   So when a girl Poke$ me on fb, is it like a $trap on or something?

   I'm really bad at measuring the correct amount of pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti tonight, come over

   I'll buy the magic mushrooms, fireballs and flying raccoons but a Princess dating an Italian plumber?

   I'll be completely honest with you... sometimes I shower naked.

   Finding a teen that does not have child is like finding the back to my remote

   Welcome to Facebook! Where liars tell more lies, enemies are Facebook friends, weak people turn into Facebook gangsters, haters complain about haters and every person who talks about money ain't got none.

   your fat.......... and I'm not going to sugar coat it cause you would prolly eat that also.

   going to write a report about procrastination for university tomorrow.

   brought to you today by next door's unsecured wireless router

   's son bought a Justin Beiber CD. I wonder which Powerpuff girl he will dress as for Carnival

   almost had a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we ever met