Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   I drink heavily on the weekends so I can be able to deal with my workmates during the week.

   I am still wondering when exactly do I become an adult?

   Watching a funny movie after a scary one to try to reduce the risk of nightmares.

   FACEBOOK: Where sluts complain about other sluts being sluts.

   Here's a bit of advice: advi

   People who create their own drama, deserve their own karma

   BREAKING: Internet Blackout Forces Millions to Interact with Other People

   there really a benefit to listening to a Hip Hop CD in shuffle mode?

   anyone else worried that if Wikipedia goes black, it'll never go back?

   Since Wikipedia is in blackout today, in protest of online anti-piracy laws, can anyone tell me where the G-Spot is?

   You won't regret the men you never killed, but you will regret the women you passed up.

   You Basic women need to stop blaming every man for what your basic ass Ex did.

   my friend just stopped by to tell me he has a drinking problem.. I told him admitting it is half the battle... he told me loaning him $20.00 is the cure.

   I can't believe they murdered him. He was a president! And they found all the missing gold. Check wikipedia for the full story!

   OMG.......If you go on Google's page, the Google loggo is blackout. The too buttons that are left is "Google Search", and "I'm feeling lucky". Unfortunately my project is due and I'm not so lucky. yeesh(-__-)

   I emailed my congressman about SOPA and PIPA. I have no doubt that the government will not care though. . .

   that feeling of brotherhood when someone post the same status as you ,but know one like it cuz you posted it first

   Forget all your "friends" on Facebook.. Wait until your dead and see how many "friends" really show up at your funeral

   Government is trying to control all we do. This is still America correct? I would prefer them not being able to decided for me what websites they feel are "Not good for me mentally or physically"!! LET US LIVE FREE AGAIN CONGRESS, its what are loved ones

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