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I am never affected, moved or swayed by the sheer numbers of people in any particular group for I know that even idiots and fools know how to congregate. 
Judging from Axl Rose's physique, Paradise City has green grass, pretty girls and an abundance of Twinkies.
I wonder if young people on honeymoons today have as much sex as we did when I was young. For the first week on our cruise, most people thought my wife and I were Siamese twins.
Hostess is filing for bankruptcy? Buy all the twinkles, zingers, and ho's ho's as you can! D:
On this day remember an American Legend, Robert E. Lee, someone worth remembering.
I guess it did mean "Discount Double Check" after all
I have sexdaily. Oops, I mean sexilady...no, sexydial...uh isexlady...no, I really mean sexyladi...um ladiesxy? Dyslexia - there that's it!
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies is the main reason why I have trust issues.
Happy "Most of Alabama Hates This Day" Day!
The LIKE button: also for choosing sides in a Facebook argument without saying anything.
We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity
Every rapper out there thinks they are the next Tupac. But they seem to want to bypass the part where Tupac was the hype man on the Humpty dance.
I have a dream, that I could just get paid for having a dream.
Loving me so much , I'm just going to "like" my own status .
Mufassa reminded me so much of my dad... and he too saved me from a stampede of wilda beast
Money is paper, paper come from trees thus money grow on trees!
It's almost tax season. Anyone have some spare kids?
What happened? Are y'all ok today? FB needs a Dr. Phil button this afternoon. Half of you are Facebook bi-polar anyway....Inspirational in the morning and cursing folks out in the evening.
Mancode violation 83970138- No matter how much of 70's baby or 80's kid you may be, man shall not sing Girls just wanna have fun by Cyndi Lauper
the waitress asked me what I'd like to order...I said "**x on the beach"---she misunderstood me and got me the drink!
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