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Man posted "saved 30 people from a fire" 2 ppl like this, female half naked in her pic posted "the mail man didnt come today"= 65 ppl like this 
All the stupid Tebow trolls can GFY... Brady is gods chosen son sorry Bronco fans...
She just kept b!tching about me drinking to much beer, so I said I could deal with this hangover better if you would shut the f^ck up.
5 years and nine months after you do it doggy style...prepare to feel guilty by the products puppy eyes!
"As an alternative to dieting, I'm going to simply refer to myself as "value-sized"."
"I love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food."
"Dear life, When I said "can my day get any worse?" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge."
Its one of those «Depends» mornings.... That's where you have to pee real bad and don't want to get out of bed. But if you had «Depends» on you probably wouldnt;;;;;;;
GUYS: If you're lookin' for an easy bang, any girl that has her Blackberry PIN in her bio is the answer.
Golf is like sex. If you're playing somewhere classy, wash your balls first.
Mexican and black jokes are pretty much all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Ghetto word of the day: COLOGNE. Usage: "You think you cologne me a dollar or two?"
What's my favorite animal? A Grey Goose duh,,
Yo, Momma got a Ticket for driving in the HOV Lane ...She told the officer "I didn't see that v up there".
People who check behind their shower curtains for murderers. If you do find one, what's your plan?
BOP IT! TWIST IT! PULL IT! ..... And that's how I lost my pen1s.
The other day I went for a job interview, do you think it was a bad idea to ask if they ever press charges?
Figure out what you want otherwise others will just string you along to accomplish what THEY want.
I'm more frustrated than a homosexual with tonsilitis on Valentine's Day!
in TIME OUT because riding the dog like it's Small Horse is frowned upon in this establishment...
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