Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   not really surprised about Kim Jongs dearh, it was inevitabre, inevit, inevitabre, inevitabrey going to happen!

   ✔ Saddam Hussein ✔ Osama Bin Ladden ✔ Moammar Gadhafi ✔Kim Jong IL ❒ Fidel Castro ❒ Hugo Chavez - Not a good year for my Fantasy Dictator League...

   Last year I asked Santa to bring me the sexiest person . He sends me a note today "She is your Facebook friend_ you have her already" !

   anything is pocket sized if your ass is big enough

   You almost feel ashamed that someone could be that important, that without them, you feel like nothing,

   OH my god!!!!! are you crying ?!!!! no I`m impersonating a fountain. j

   i wasn't that drunk ?!!! dude you threw a toothpick in the forest, and yelled "ur home "

   During the holiday season"s prisoners should only be aloud to watch the travel channel 24/7..

   We don't have mistletoe at Christmas so we just kiss under the influence.

   North Korea is retiring all size 3 women's shoes and size 87 sunglasses in honor of Kim Jong Il's death.

   I'm so good in bed that my privates were promoted straight to generals.

   Someone crafted this little gingerbread man out of cookie dough and lovingly baked it. Now I have to explain to him about death.

   Saab filing for bankruptcy? Such a Saab story.

   why did it have to be Kim Jong Il...why couldn't it have been Beiber

   if cannibal kids are in the yard playing with neighborhood children, is that considered "playing with their food"?

   Attention everyone: Jon Bon Jovi isn't dead, just his career

   dont ask me to lower my standards for you to raise your average!!

   Thank goodness Jon Bon Jovi is alive after all, Nickleback would be nothing without him.

   The phases of a Relationship: 1. ;-) 2. :-* 3. XOXO 4. XXX 5. EX

   Jesus had a snuggie first