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Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you 
Some people are just not worth my energy.
2011: I'm sexy and I know it. 1836: I am physically attractive and I am aware of this statement.
My relationship status is like my iPad... I don't have an iPad
Reading your best friend's status and thinking, "Ha! I know exactly who that's about!"
Everything is so much funnier when you're not allowed to laugh
Dear Real Life, why don't you have background music?
I'm pretty sure the guy who invented dino nuggets had a heck of a time trying to explain to everyone else what he was aiming to achieve.
Lil Wayne = 5% Black 95% Tattoos.
Definition of Happy: When the police check-point station picks the car behind to pull over for random search
X says Some people wish that Morgan Freeman narrated their lives. I on the other hand would choose Kevin Arnold from the wonder years
Re-up with Sam Hurd this weekend just isn't going to happen...
The EPA has placed sanctions on Santa for using such fossil fuels as coal and switches... The EPA has instead, mandated Santa use wind and solar.....In accordance to EPA regulation bad kids will now receive a hydrogen filled balloon and a match.
the "Poke" should display the time of "Poke" that way you know when there thinking of you most!
Anyway you can take down the "never on schedule, but always on time." comment
There must be a lot of people who need glasses...so they can see things my way.
My relationship status is like my iPad... I don't have an iPad.
If we all start to talk to people than about people then this world would be a better place.
Facebook needs to add these to the relationship status options: (1) Messing around, (2) Using someone, (3) Afraid to commit, (4) With so-and-so until something better comes along.
monday - friday , we work. saturday - sunday they party I'm still @ work. they sleep I'm dreaming!
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