Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Time's Person of the Year is The Protester. So, Merv the Perv who protests in front of the abortion clinic every day is Person of the Year. SMH

   Hey guys, girls can be funny too. Like when they say stuff like "Let's just be friends." or "Let me go and I won't tell the cops.”

   Maybe you should start eating your makeup that way you will look better on the inside too

   If something cool happens and you don't share it on Facebook, did it actually happen?

   Sorry, Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours

   The closest I've gotten to murder is holding cookies under the milk until the bubbles stopped.

   Time for my weekly game of let's-see-how-long-I-can-drive-with-my-gas-light-on

   Don't allow your hurt to transform you into someone you are not.

   Supreme Court rules no Nativity scene in DC!!! The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States Capital this Christmas season.

   Everyone is FAKE one way or another. Whether it's their hair, their ascent, their boobs, their Gucci bag, their personality, or their smile.

   Does complaining count as protesting? Cause if so, I'm now a two-time winner of this Time Person of the Year thing.

   If you're a white guy with cornrows it should be several acres and in Nebraska.

   I'm beginning to think the wireless mouse was invented just so there was one less thing to hang yourself with at work.

   If I ever go missing I want my picture on a 40 oz beer rather than a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me.

   Time Magazine names "The Protestor" as Person of the Year. If you disagree, congratulations, you just won Person of the Year!

   settingcaptivesfree. com strongly recommend if your addicted to something.

   YouTube is the only way you can see MTV playing music.

   Why does a Mexican re-fry their beans? Have you ever seen a Mexican do something right the first time?

   Does anyone else have that brief thought of "Serial Killer" or "Monster" when they are getting in their car and drop the car keys?

   If you go to sleep drunk ... are you drunk in your dreams ??