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I realize there are better things in this world than beer...but beer makes up for the fact that I don't have any of them. 
If your happy and you know it share your meds, if your happy........
mix in some vodka and call it a meal
I was stopped 4 speeding! The officer got out of her car, Said to me"'I been waiting 4u all day''.I replied "Got here as fast as I can". she laugh and let me go!
Be strong & courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of the defense, for Tebow will tuck and run. Book of Tebow 3:52
And the Kicker known as Prater shall carry the messiah into overtime. Book of Tebow 3:15
The ppl of Galilee spoke of a man who turned water to wine. The ppl of Denver speak of a man who turned water into wins. BookofTebow 10:3
Trust in me, and I shall make thine enemies fumble. BookOfTebow 24:6
It's no coincidence that that Tebow's kicker's name is a cross between Prayer & Fate
"Celebrating the 10 year anniversary working for this company!" - Best answer to the "where do you see yourself in 10 years?" job interview question. :)
"I wasn't that drunk." ... "Dude you destroyed my moms garden while yelling, "F**K farmville!"
Thy shall never lose ones faith, no matter the deficit. Thy messiah shall leadith you to the promise land of the endzone. BookOfTebow 16:32
when you doubt thy will thy kicker will kick in the name of justice and righteousness with the right leg of victory BookOFTebow 31:17
For what was impossible with Orton is possible with me! BookofTebow 12:9
Facebook just suggested I be friends with my ex. I marked it 'Offensive
Dear therapist, I might actually come see you if your job title didn't spell out, “The rapist” Sincerely, not lying down.
Dude, quit posting your stupid Tebow crap.
Damn you Migasjoe and your BookOfTebow!
There are no "good people"....Only good bullsh*tters.
Don't be unhappy if your dreams never come true -- just be thankful your nightmares don't.
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