Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   I could use some sexual harassment 

   if girls don't have to piss side by side with their junk out, why do guys?

   Everytime you use the handicap stall you secretly hope no one in a wheelchair comes in.

   Life's a trip.....tie your shoes

   Napoleon is the only Dynamite that is never going to bang.

   It would be funny if someone calls"shotgun", and you were to just yell"Rosa Parks", get in the front seat, and refuse to move?

   I liked your post...until this happened :) xD lol <3 <33!

   There's always that one annoying kid that says "Present!" instead of"Here!"

   This just in..... everyone is NOT created equal.

   If you suspect someone has the power to read minds, then just play Never Gonna Give You Up in your head so they will get Rick-Rolled trying to read your thoughts.

   Telling a child to sit in the corner and think about what they've done is not a punishment: all it does is give the child time to come up with a better plan for next time.

   It would be awesome idea to stand around in a large circle at school chanting "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" and in the middle of it would be a rock, paper and scissors.

   They call them "pizza rolls" because"pizza love handles" was too wordy.

   We all have that one class where when you're absent, you feel like you've missed a year when you come back.

   Admit it, you're just a little bit afraid of having an unattractive child.

   When someone can't pick you up, it's easier to call them weak than to admit that you're fat.

   You know your Old, When they discontinue your blood type.,

   The brain is the most important organ you have...According to the brain.

   Anything that comes in a spray can doubles as a bug killer.

   It's time for Dora to discover Google Maps.