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If you truly understand me, you'll let me be annoying 
Women are like stamps. We lick them and send them on their way.
Three Apples changed the world. The first one tempted Eve, the second inspired Newton and the third was offered to the world half eaten by Steve Jobs. RIP
Steve Jobs says, "The only way Apple devices will get Flash is over my dead body."
Steve Jobs death is being treated as suspicious... Police are looking for iWitnesses
Life is just like an ice-cream, enjoy it before it melts !!
I was just going to nail some shelves to the wall, then I thought, screw them!
Do you want to mourn Steve Jobs? - There's an app for that, only $4.99 for the first month.
I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter Bad: She keeps interrupting Worse: With corrections
Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply!
Good: Your son's finally maturing Bad: He's involved with the woman next door Worse: So are you
The only difference between a sink and urinal is an opinion
Doing work on the bathroom, went to Lowe's and, long story short, still not mature enough to ask for caulk without laughing
All 911 decals have been removed from Police cars in an effort to dissuade Mexicans from stealing them who think they're Porsches.
the idiot who wrote about the Porshes and Mexicans, the last time I check people in the US cant afford to buy a car
just read that A.C. Nielsen Jr., pioneer of TV ratings firm, died yesterday as well, but due to news of Steve Jobs it was overlooked and Mr. Nielsen only received an 8.5 rating.
My girlfriend's name is SLEEP, and I get some every night.
The idiot that wrote about the "Porshes and Mexicans" knows how to spell Porsche.
Ladies: I know you have more etiquette than that. Stop Showing Everything, let male minds wonder what's there.
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